How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
vagina is talking i cant
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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