WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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