I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
this just has baby written all over it
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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