Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Randomize
