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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

He likes bondage and spanking and shit.

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Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.

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(850): View more from Florida

The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.

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(630): View more from Illinois

you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"

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(949): View more from California

It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?

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Both.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.

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(607): View more from New York

Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.

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