yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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