ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You almost got us killed.
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