My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
