I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
