you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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