i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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