I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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