I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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