I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Found your dick twin last night
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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