No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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