She's JV to your varsity
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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