but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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