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ugly people sure do ruin things
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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