Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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