porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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