"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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