i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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