i don't like sucking hair
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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