you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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