WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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