Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
only you would photoshop your dick
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
ok first of all what the fuck
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