Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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