a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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