brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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