Cold hands, warm shart.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I need water and some morals
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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