fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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