I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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