woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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