I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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