The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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