I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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