I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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