I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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