What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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