Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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