I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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