D3 body, D1 cock
I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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