My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
