He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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