He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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