WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Panties = found
Randomize
