Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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