She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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