People in love make me want to vomit
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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