I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
