And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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